Happy 2013. Yippee. No resolutions for me, never keep them. I remember the one I made in 1984 in which I vowed I would end …
The Week In Review
This is it. It’s all I’ve got. Chinese New Year. I’m the proud owner of a Taiwanese dog and he likes to party.
*sigh*
I thought I’d start this post out on an effervescent note with a lovely photo of this delectable fruit crisp I baked earlier in the …
Look! Look! Free…
Contrary to what some people write about me on the Internet (and on various bathroom walls all over the world) I’m a giver. I’m altruistic, …
Happy New Yea…Oh Nevermind
Here I am! Over here, underneath that pile of unwashed dishes sitting in my sink, growing crud. Can you see me? Too bad, because I …
Shopping? Not Me
I’m having a hard time believing that Christmas is only a few weeks away. That means I must buy presents. I’ve decided to make it …
Cough Cough Cough
This is my doctor’s office. I know, I know. I told Dr. Von Gingivitus she needs to freshen up the place a bit. A new …
Rats
I think I need to get out more often. I’ve resorted to taking pictures of tiny rubber rats atop fancy-schmancy artisanal goat cheese. He’s kind …
New and Improved. Sort Of.
What did I do yesterday? Hmm, let’s see… As usual, I emptied, loaded and re-emptied the dishwasher, I bought some pretty pumpkins since Halloween is …
Uh Oh. I Feel A Crisis Coming On
I’m not sure what this head of garlic and my personal crisis have in common, but come on, does it matter? That is a beautiful …
Wait…There’s Porn?
I went out last night and rocked out. Well…not exactly. If you know me I don’t exactly “rock out.” And isn’t “rock out” a term …
Just Because…
This is what I did this morning. In case you’re wondering, the calf is sporting a banana chip on its head. The humongous strawberry just …