Like any obsessed blogger, I check to see how many people are visiting my site on any given day. This week has been really really strange. Here are some “keywords” that have landed some poor unsuspecting Internet users to my family friendly blog.
“Kiwis and banana penis”
“Penis banana skin”
“Awful poop pants”
“What does the bible say about sulking”
“Drunk machine”
“Mango Yan Yan’”
I guess one must wonder about me and my blog if these words direct them here.
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For me it was the kiwis and bananas when I was trying to find a fruit salad recipe.
Really…and I honestly remember having not said anything about penii in any amount.
…or rather typing it.
I certainly hope you found that fruit salad recipe John, along with anything else (not penii I’m sure) you may have been searching for. Heeheehee.
If I do, it shall go wonderfully with the fruit flavored rotini I’m saving from a coworker. Question: does one add salt to fruit flavored pasta, as one would to standard pasta?
Go figure. (shrugs)
I’m not even going to TOUCH that one….
Nothing exiting here I’m afraid, saw a comment from you on another blog and just followed the link… Hmmm… Glad I did though!
So glad you followed the link, and that you weren’t searching for “Awful poop pants!!!”
Thought you'd like to know I found you through dooce. Although I'm now very curious to type "drunk machine" in the google search bar…
Yay, a dooce reader! I love dooce readers because I am one!!