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Rough Night


I found this poor guy sprawled out in the backyard this morning. Not quite sure who he is or what happened to his clothing. Or his arm. It seems to be missing.

UPDATE: I have just discovered the missing limb in the bushes while I was watering the tomato plants. Next to the arm I found a tiny knife, a blindfold, a microscopic condom, (I know, where are his genitals?) a box of powdered doughnuts, a copy of Freshmen magazine and a Ouija board. So strange.
I offered him a ride to the hospital but he declined any medical intervention. Last I saw him he was heading North, up towards Maine on the back of motorcycle with a scruffy looking fellow.
I hope he finds happiness…
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7 Comments

  1. John C
    Posted July 10, 2009 at 9:43 pm | #

    Reminds me of those 'Action Jack' dolls that were coming out in the 70s.

    Poor lil' man. lol

  2. Amanda
    Posted July 11, 2009 at 6:01 am | #

    Had to Google the Action Jack doll.

    Quite creepy looking, just like this guy. Wonder if he's any relation to Jack….

  3. John C
    Posted July 11, 2009 at 6:28 am | #

    There weren't that many boy's dolls with legs that had that 'fit' at the hip/groin area.

    Uh…hmmm. Nevermind.

  4. Amanda
    Posted July 11, 2009 at 7:31 pm | #

    So you were one of those kids who would undress the dolls to peek at their bits and pieces too?

  5. John C
    Posted July 11, 2009 at 8:56 pm | #

    I can only attest that it's the Barbie line that has raised letter "B"s on her underoos, and that most have the year 1966 on them.

    It's the little things that matter. Course, I've always wondered just how many "B"s were on those things.

    There's always tomorrow.

  6. Shey
    Posted July 14, 2009 at 11:33 am | #

    LOLL!

    I didn't know that Barbie could be so naughty and rough like this. Breaking Ken's arm and just leaving him out there. Tsk tsk. So heartless!

  7. Sophia's Mom
    Posted July 17, 2009 at 12:26 pm | #

    hahaha!!!

    i am at a loss for words. I just think its hysterical!