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It's Award Season And I Don't Have A Thing To Wear

27 Aug Filed under Gobbbledygook. Tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink.



Apparently I’m kreativ with a “k” and have one lovely blog.

Many thanks to Fran over at her very racy XXX porn site Being Miss and she who prefers to remain nameless over at The Wannabe WAHM, who is ALWAYS drunk (oh, I’m kidding you two)
So the rules with these awards are all so very different and confusing. You receive the award then have to give a pint of blood, tell the Internet world 100 intimate things about yourself and nominate 187 other blogs that are worthy of the same award.
Since my veins are filled with ice water, I don’t know myself all too well and I’m not even familiar with 187 other blogs I’ll just make this quick so you can get on with it and have your jasmine tea while you organize your aluminum foil collection.
Here’s some random stuff about me.
  1. One of my daughters’ middle names is Beatrix.
  2. During my father’s wake the funeral director lost her phone. She borrowed mine to call herself to find out if the phone was nearby. It rang. We all looked at my dad. Turns out the phone had fallen into his casket
  3. I have eaten hummus every day for the last 5 days. Apparently I’m addicted to garbanzo beans, have garlic breath and am a tad gassy
  4. I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was four. My mom was so pissed
  5. I keep a tube of lip balm in each room of my house
  6. I drive a black stretch limo with tinted windows
Brilliant Sulk
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10 Comments

  1. mudmama
    Posted August 27, 2009 at 8:47 pm | Permalink

    YOU are hysterical! Found you on MBC, glad I did! (following now, too)
    Please come visit my Mud Mama blog
    http://www.ajourneytotheson.blogspot.com

  2. Fran Hill
    Posted August 28, 2009 at 1:18 am | Permalink

    Yes, you are indeed hysterical. And I'm looking forward to getting 3000 followers in the next day now you have outed me.

  3. Blue Pencil Editing
    Posted August 28, 2009 at 6:01 am | Permalink

    I knew I would like your blog from its "brilliant" name. Fran's a good matchmaker!

  4. Amanda
    Posted August 28, 2009 at 6:36 pm | Permalink

    Thanks for stopping by mudmama!

    Fran: I knew the truth about you would come out eventually…

    Blue Pencil Editing: Thanks! Fran does have her moments.

  5. Lesley
    Posted August 29, 2009 at 5:19 am | Permalink

    You are definitely kreativ, Amanda! And you can cook, too. I'm totally impressed.

  6. Amanda
    Posted August 29, 2009 at 7:26 am | Permalink

    Why thank you Lesley. I can cook but I still can't figure out what the square root of 9,752 is.

    You're pretty kreativ with a "k" yourself.

  7. LZ @ My Messy Paradise
    Posted August 31, 2009 at 7:42 am | Permalink

    I am the same with lip balm and hand cream…I won't use it often enough if I have to go to another room.
    But I acted like I believed in Santa until I was 10…I think Mom was pissed but didn't have the nerve to tell me to knock it off!
    Congrats on the awards. Well-deserved!

  8. Sophia's Mom
    Posted August 31, 2009 at 9:47 am | Permalink

    just took a break from my vodka induced coma to congratualte you on your awards… :)

    I do prefer to remain nameless, I don't know why that is…

    http://www.thewannabewahm.com

  9. Amanda
    Posted August 31, 2009 at 10:43 pm | Permalink

    Thanks LZ.

    As for Santa, I think I'll just give them a couple hundred bucks and let them go shopping themselves this year. I'm already sick of this Christmas stuff…

  10. Amanda
    Posted August 31, 2009 at 10:44 pm | Permalink

    Oh you're awake, Sophia's Mom!

    WOW. That must have a been one giant bottle of vodka.