I had a company solicit me to advertise on this super fabulous site not long ago. I happily obliged and our business together lasted exactly one month. I followed up with a note regarding the next month and they never returned my email. Guess not enough people clicked on their crappy link. Who would have thought a portable heated toilet that is street legal wouldn’t appeal to my readers?
So here are the sort of advertisements and products I think my readers would enjoy seeing on this blog…
- Angry toddler getting you angry? These specially designed zippered bags by NASA will keep them quiet, secure, and spray them with a fine mist of Lunesta for a calming effect. Adult sizes available as well
- Join the hottest dating service for singles who were previously married to their cousin’s sister’s sister who lived in a shoe in New Zealand under an assumed name before sex reassignment surgery
- Learn how to perform brain transplants in the comfort of your bathroom. Or your dimly lit garage. All while hopped up on PCP
- 私はワインのように悪魔である!
- Flavored beers from around the world. Cilantro. Cauliflower. Carrot. Cappuccino. Corpse
- Real 100% authentic horse hair wigs. For horses
- Tuna products galore. Tuna diaper cream, tuna toothpaste, tuna panty liners
I don’t think it would be difficult attracting advertisers to my blog again, right?
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Too funny! I especially like the NASA bags…I'd click on that. Great post!
Bwahahaha! You kill me. I so needed a laugh…high point in parenting this morning. Told Ella if she didn't get ready for school I would take her to the police station to see where bad girls end up who won't go to school end up. You would think I would have gotten a little better at this parenting gig by number four. If I drank I would be drunk right now
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Oh Rocky Mountain Memoirs how I wish those NASA bags were a reality…
Laurel – Thanks so much for including me in your post (as I said before it's nice to be in the company of a glamorous movie star and conservative loonies)
I've never tried the old police station trick, must give it a whirl. Will let you know if my oldest bought it.
I can't believe 私はワインのように悪魔である advertises with you! I tried to get them to sponsor me but they never responded to my emails…
I also wanted to point out that those horse hair wigs cannot only be used for horses, they can also be used by zebras! My bought one last year and she looks years younger…
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Hmm. A zebra wearing a horse hair wig.
That's just plain RIDICULOUS Sophia's Mom.