- I wish I had a penis for just one day to see what all the hoopla was about. I’m sure they’re totally overrated
- I wish I could eat bacon and drink champagne all day, every day. And not get sick, fat and drunk
- I wish I had a robot who gave a fantastic deep tissue massage
- I wish I had $100 for every time someone asked me “Are you that supermodel? You know, the one who was in that horrific disfiguring accident….”
- I wish my husband would finally realize that I don’t want to talk about my feelings and spoon after we do it
- I wish I could turn back time and stop my daughter from eating the dog poop off the bottom of her shoe
- I wish someone would have a giant parade in my honor. And then I wouldn’t show up. Because I was too busy attending that other, much better parade in my honor
- I wish for world peace. Oh who am I kidding. I’d much rather be filthy rich and pursue my dream of amassing the world’s largest exotic shrunken head collection
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This cracked me up! I wish I could eat bacon and drink champagne with you and not be drunk and fat.
I wish I had a shrunken head like yours.
Number one made me laugh. I can't tell you how many times I've said the same thing.
Come on over Unknown Mami. The bacon is frying and the champagne is chilling…
Fran – They are not easy to come by. You can purchase a do-it-yourself shrunken head kit at most shops now.
You just need a "subject."
I'll bet you can find a good one on one of the busses you ride…
Oh Nancy I'm glad I'm not the only one.
Neat picture.
Considered going into comedy?
Mark – This "shrunken head" has made its home in my dining room for the past two years.
No one who has had dinner with us has ever commented. They probably think I'm nuts.
Oh gosh no mudmamma. This whole blogging to no one for free is enough reward for me…
Thanks Amanda for your note on my blog =) This wish list made me smile. Hope your wishes will come true! Have a nice weekend =)
Penis-schmenis. Seems like it would just get in the way.
Robot massager? Now you're talking!
I wish I was as awesome as you!
I can't afford to drink champagne all day but I will settle for beer…
Thanks Claire. I know #1 was YOUR wish, right?
Oh Miss Messy Paradise aren't you a tad curious what it would be like to have something dangling from in between your legs for an hour or so?
The robot does good doesn't it?
Beer works for me too…
I am loving that list! Found you on MBC.
Congrats on your Blog of the Day Award. I'm not sure what that is, but it sounds big and I hope it brings you many accolades. Is the acceptance ceremony on utube yet?
You do have the most awesome blog. And you do deserve as many shrunken heads as you desire.
You are messing with the word verifications aren't you Thanks alot for uloses.
Thanks C.J. I had to remove the awards ceremony from You Tube because there was too much nudity for them (total prudes)
Glad you keep reading, otherwise I'd have to find another hobby like ultimate fighting.