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I'm Awesome? Oh Yeah

17 Oct Filed under Gobbbledygook. Tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink.

So this is my blog. Obviously, duh.
I’ve been writing in dribs and drabs for over a year now and have really enjoyed it. It’s been liberating. Think I’ll take my bra off…
Okay, better.
Ry over at her very cool site For The Birds has awarded me “Bestest Most Super Duper Blog. Ever.” Plus she has also been kind enough to spoil me with cash and prizes. Like a $4.52 coupon to “Mr. Meat-tastics Vegetarian Delite Sushi Saloon” one toothpick, and a stray cat. Like another cat in my house will really matter.
Sorry, I’m mistaken, she has awarded me “One Lovely Blog Award.” Fine. I’ll take it.
So the rules (oh I hate rules) state that I must pass the award on to eighty five other blogs. Well I can’t count to eighty five, plus I’m tired, and I’m going to cheat and add my other blog to this list. And I think I’m going to call it “Best Blog Written By a Human With Two Hands.” I’m sorry to say if you only have one hand you will be disqualified and your award thrown into the San Francisco Bay. The award by the way, is the giant head in the photo above.
Okay…
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18 Comments

  1. Ry Sal
    Posted October 18, 2009 at 8:30 am | Permalink

    Dude, the giant head is way cooler than the award I gave you. Can I renig and then regift?

  2. Amanda
    Posted October 18, 2009 at 8:40 am | Permalink

    Oh no Ry, re-gifting is soooo tacky.

    Just send me a six pack of beer and some Tide (I'm low) and we'll call it a day.

  3. Kelly Muys Wood
    Posted October 18, 2009 at 1:55 pm | Permalink

    what, no egg rolls?

    kelly
    http://tearinguphouses.blogspot.com

  4. Mark Kerstetter
    Posted October 18, 2009 at 2:12 pm | Permalink

    Cool.

    When do I get my giant head?

  5. Mark Kerstetter
    Posted October 18, 2009 at 2:13 pm | Permalink

    And don't tell me I already have one.

  6. Mark Kerstetter
    Posted October 18, 2009 at 2:15 pm | Permalink

    (Sorry, I just like to see my name appear on the screen.)

  7. Lesley
    Posted October 18, 2009 at 3:00 pm | Permalink

    Congratulations Amanda! You SO deserve an award. In fact, I'm sure everybody you listed totally deserves an award for being so brilliant and witty and – wait a minute, I just noticed you listed me! (bashful smile) Why thank you! I'll collect my giant head when I come over for Twinkies and Tang.

  8. TALES FROM THE TRENCHES OF PARENTING
    Posted October 18, 2009 at 7:34 pm | Permalink

    I wanna a head tooooo! *whine* *whine* *sniff* *sniff*

  9. Fresh Local and Best
    Posted October 18, 2009 at 8:38 pm | Permalink

    Thanks for the award. I'll regift it back to you do you can restart the cycle again! LOL! j/k Thanks again!

  10. Amanda
    Posted October 18, 2009 at 9:50 pm | Permalink

    Well Kelly, I am no longer allowed to send egg rolls via the US Postal Service. They had far too many complaints of a "strange smell" permeating from the San Francisco branch.

  11. Amanda
    Posted October 18, 2009 at 9:52 pm | Permalink

    Dear Mark,

  12. Amanda
    Posted October 18, 2009 at 9:52 pm | Permalink

    Your giant head is on its way

  13. Amanda
    Posted October 18, 2009 at 9:53 pm | Permalink

    although I need proof you do in fact have two hands…

  14. Sophia's Mom
    Posted October 19, 2009 at 8:36 am | Permalink

    congrats on your award amanda!
    just so you know, i've but a hit on you for not awarding me the "one lovely blog award".

    That's what happens when you piss an NYC blogger. The mob comes to get you…

    If you just send me a giant head in the mail, all will be forgotten!

    Thankx :)

  15. Amanda
    Posted October 19, 2009 at 2:38 pm | Permalink

    Lesley – Too late. I've already sent the head. But I've forwarded the shipping costs to you. Please have a check ready in the amount of $987.00.

  16. Amanda
    Posted October 19, 2009 at 2:39 pm | Permalink

    Okay Tales From The Trenches…Heads all around!!

  17. Amanda
    Posted October 19, 2009 at 2:41 pm | Permalink

    Fresh Local And Best – Remember no re-gifting. Please send one NYC hot dog.

  18. Amanda
    Posted October 19, 2009 at 2:44 pm | Permalink

    Oh no Sophia's Mom. You are far too wonderful for a giant head…

    I was planning another round of awards but since you've put a hit out on me I'll let you in on the secret.

    A giant gold penis. Yes, that's right. I hope you will display it in your entry so all the world can admire it.

    Love,

    Amanda