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My Last Rant. I Promise

IMG_8321The cupboards are bare except for a few apples, leftover Halloween candy, and a quart of eggnog which nobody will drink because it tastes “yucky.” I haven’t had time to go to the store, clean the house, do laundry or sweep up the clumps of hair that I have pulled from my head because I’M A CRAZY PERSON WHO IS OBSESSED WITH GETTING THIS SHITTY FUCKING BLOG TO WORK. Gosh darn-it.

I’m beginning to question this whole blogging thing.

Eggnog and brandy here I come…

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24 Comments

  1. Posted December 11, 2009 at 5:29 pm | Permalink

    I’m liking it so far…it took forever to load though. I’m not sure if that’s on my end or yours?

    This is why I’ve been putting off changing my blog. It’s too all consuming. I get obsessed and crazy until it’s just right. So..it will have to wait until after the end of the year!

    • Amanda
      Posted December 11, 2009 at 6:07 pm | Permalink

      Ah yes, think I fixed it. The GIANT apple photo was to blame. Loading fine over here now.

      Yes, I’m obsessed right now. Hoping it’ll wear off in a day or two. The piles of laundry won’t do themselves…

  2. Posted December 11, 2009 at 8:08 pm | Permalink

    I have been there done that and still wonder about it. BUT as of this moment? Apples. I have a sudden craving for apples? Why?

    • Amanda
      Posted December 11, 2009 at 11:48 pm | Permalink

      Still wondering? Uh oh. Why on earth would you be craving apples?

    • Posted December 12, 2009 at 5:43 pm | Permalink

      Are those fuji apples? I am not kidding you. I was walking in the street today and all of a sudden, I was seeing these apples in my head! Did you take the picture? Dude, you are good!

    • Amanda
      Posted December 13, 2009 at 6:54 pm | Permalink

      Yes, I did take that photo. I only take pictures of apples. And naked men.

  3. Posted December 11, 2009 at 11:58 pm | Permalink

    seems like you have it down Amanda! blogging isn’t so bad.. however the brandy and eggnog will make the content more entertaining.. remember to share… =)

    • Amanda
      Posted December 12, 2009 at 6:49 am | Permalink

      Thanks for stopping by Paul, I guess I’m a little down because I seem to have lost MOST of my Feedburner subscribers and my blog isn’t updating to any of my followers from Blogger. Nobody knows I’m here.

      I think I need EXTRA brandy in my eggnog.

  4. Posted December 12, 2009 at 3:11 am | Permalink

    I like the simplicity of it.

    Quick question though, is the navigation supposed to be down by the comments? And they seem to move behind some white arrows…

    I recommend egg nog and brandy (or a baileys on ice) for all occassions however. You don’t need a reason!

  5. Amanda
    Posted December 12, 2009 at 6:51 am | Permalink

    The arrows show up near the comments as well as near the photo above. I need to change them so one can actually see them. You can also go to Archives and view posts there.

    I’m still trying to figure it all out. Glad you made it over here, I’m lonely!

  6. Posted December 12, 2009 at 8:08 am | Permalink

    I’m super digging your front page – a very innovative layout! Also, thanks for the props for my lady parts. They are thrilled you noticed. :)

  7. Amanda
    Posted December 12, 2009 at 8:20 am | Permalink

    Your lady parts are always welcome in these parts. Hee hee.

    I’m still trying to fix the bugs, some people are telling me they can’t see my sidebar at the top of my page. Ugh.

  8. Posted December 12, 2009 at 8:53 am | Permalink

    Frustrating for sure! The spiked eggnog should help!!

    • Amanda
      Posted December 13, 2009 at 7:02 pm | Permalink

      Huh, did you say something?

      This eggamaglog is soooooo good (hiccup)

  9. Posted December 12, 2009 at 10:20 am | Permalink

    I agree on the obsession thing – that’s why I want to change, and why I haven’t.
    I can see the sidebar at the top of the page just fine …

    It may seem lonely over here, just know you appear to have TONS more people checking your blog than I do right now and I haven’t moved anywhere. Can’t figure out why readership is going down and not up… whine whine whine.

    • Amanda
      Posted December 13, 2009 at 6:56 pm | Permalink

      Oh go ahead and whine! That’s what this post is for. I’ll even do some whining for you – it feels SO wonderful.

  10. Posted December 12, 2009 at 4:14 pm | Permalink

    But what beautiful apples they are.
    The site looks great!

    http://www.womensissues.ca

    • Amanda
      Posted December 13, 2009 at 6:58 pm | Permalink

      Why thank you Jen – so glad you stopped by. Hopefully you’ll come back, I promise I’m usually not this annoying.

  11. Posted December 12, 2009 at 5:48 pm | Permalink

    Mmmm eggnog. With brandy better yet. I agree with Paul, could make for some interesting posts.

    Remember your priorities. Food can wait, but blogging always, always comes first.

  12. Amanda
    Posted December 13, 2009 at 7:00 pm | Permalink

    Yes, you’re so right.

    Food=Bad
    Blogging=Good

  13. Posted December 14, 2009 at 3:49 am | Permalink

    Be patient. It’s getting there. Feel the force.

    • Amanda
      Posted December 16, 2009 at 1:41 pm | Permalink

      Oh I’m trying to be optimistic but it’s hard, especially since I’m sitting here with glasses on! Just got them because I couldn’t see the damn computer screen. Two strikes. I’m getting old and my blog has the hiccups.

  14. Posted December 15, 2009 at 5:31 pm | Permalink

    Eggblog and bourbon…they go hand and hand!

    • Amanda
      Posted December 16, 2009 at 1:43 pm | Permalink

      Eggblog!

      Deeeeeelicious.