Brilliant Sulk

Should I put a bra on? Where did I leave my bra? Did I feed my kids? What IS that smell?

These are things I often ponder in the course of one of my extraordinarily busy days.

In fact, just today I had some super interesting thoughts swimming through my brain I thought I’d share…

• I have two TVs. One was tuned to the BBC World News and the other was showing an episode of “Jersey Shore.” My thought: I just might teach my children to speak with a British accent because we all know “Mummy, may I please relieve my bowels” sounds much better than “Yo, Ma, I need to take a fuckin’ dump.”
• Happened to have the car radio tuned to KPOO (yes, it is a real station): Can someone please tell John Mayer to stop singing. Please, please, please, pretty please?
• I totally should have taken that job as executive vice president of bits and bobs at “Joe’s Dollar Store”
• Why do I need two TVs on at once?
• Will I ever be able to take a decent photo at a concert? Note to husband: Next time get better seats

So…. if I have thoughts you guys must as well, right?

Therefore I would like to invite you, my dear readers to turn your thoughts into a guest paragraph for this blog. Yes, one paragraph. Don’t fret, it can be a long one.

Please choose from one of the following topics:

1. Warts
2. Scrambled eggs
3. Breast milk
4. Led Zeppelin
5. Europe
6. Teeth

Rules: Only one topic per writer. As topics are chosen I will cross them off. Please pick another if your first choice is unavailable. Once all topics are gone, too bad, you’ve missed your big opportunity.

The result: I will take all of the paragraphs and combine them into one giant story. Somehow. Don’t know how I’ll do it, but I’m going to try. Hope you like reading gobbledygook.

You don’t have to have a blog to join in. Just make sure you are a human (no zombies or chipmunks please) What’s in it for you? Nothing really. Just something fun to do and expose you (not literally of course) to my 13 1/2 readers.

Email me: Let me know what your topic will be and start writing that paragraph! Click here for my super duper top secret email address. You can also send smoke signals but there is no guarantee I will see them. I am far too busy to glance at the sky most days.

Deadline: Friday January 22. I will publish this awesome post on Monday January 25 provided I have enough participants. Please take part or I’ll be crushed, I’m still smarting from being incredibly unpopular in high school.

Have fun!