I realize my identity has been shrouded in a bit of mystery. I like it that way. I’ve never been an outgoing sort of person. I lurk.
Lurk, lurk, lurk.
Perhaps that’s why I’m not rich and famous.
I’m sure most of you wonder all the time…
What does she look like? Is she even a she? I mean, he’s she’s super awesome, talented beyond belief, a mediocre mother at best, animal activist, and a vegan 6 days out of the year. But we want to see what this Brilliant Sulk person looks like!
So there. Get a good look because I may change my mind and take down this blurry crappy photo any minute.
I hate having my picture taken. It’s in my genes. Whenever a camera gets within 100 feet of my mother she starts flailing her arms like she’s drowning and lets out ear splitting high pitched squeals of ”No, no, no, no!” all while running backwards.
This photo is tiny for a reason. The giant warts on my nose are no longer noticeable. My usual sallow green complexion actually looks un-corpse like. You’ll also notice I’m wearing glasses. The purpose is to hide my fiery red devil like eyes.
So ta-da. That’s me folks.
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I think you look beautiful!
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You are too sweet. Again, tiny photo for a reason.
Wait! I know you!!!
Just kidding
did I scare ya? (-:!!!
You actually look exactly how I pictured you to
Brilliantly beautiful !!!!
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Oh my gosh! You had me for a second!!!
Thank you Mrs, B. I imagine you the same way.
Wait. No. Then we’d be twins. Maybe we ARE twins! That would be awesome. I’ve always wanted a sister. Will you be my sister?
Yay! It’s kind of lined in shadows, which is way better than say, like, a yearbook photo.
That’s exactly why there wasn’t a photo of me in my yearbook. As far as my school is concerned, I don’t even exist.
now I know.
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Yes, yes you do.
Now we will be able to recognize one another in New York.
You are fucking hot! And I am not even a lesbian. Although there are those out there that would beg to differ. Those people even consider my HUSBAND to be gay…so we are two gay people who married another gay and thus we are gay toghether. My husband may have better shoes than me so its all quite possible.
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Oh every husband has a bit of gay in them. I mean, er…oh you know what I mean…
I’d do you.
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I’d do you too. If I liked girl parts. I like boy parts. They’re all wiggly. Most of the time…
no mu mu or hump I think it’s a lie-
Amanda is blond!
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Pictures can be deceiving.
I can assure you hump and mu mu were in their proper place.
you look just as I imagined:) Cool girlie-thanks for the peek.
xoxo
Happy V Day Darling.
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You mean you didn’t imagine me as a red head with GIGANTIC boobies?
you’re not?
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Wow, it’s you! And even wow-er, that’s ME behind you in the red hooded raincoat! You took this picture just before you chucked your coffee cup out the window, didn’t you? I knew that was you.
You made me laugh out loud with this comment!
I’m sorry to say it wasn’t coffee. It was urine. I couldn’t help it, it was a long car trip!
Oh still my beating heart ….. *frantically looks for glasses*
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Don’t bother to fetch those glasses, you’ll be able to detect my lobster claws if you look close enough.
No way. That’s a film star. Put up the real photo, you teaser.
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Oh stop Fran…
No, go on…
No, stop…
No, go on…
Okay. I’ll stop now.
Artsy. Brooding. May be larger than you appear. A perfect self portrait, Pookie!
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Yes, I’m naturally sulky.
Brave soul!Like the previous commenters I’ll also go out on a limb here and call you scorching hot with a dash of mysterious thrown in for good measure. I need to gather up enough change for that lifestyle life I saw on TV before I post a pic.
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From what I can see from your photo, you’re quite the hottie my dear…
Wait, that should read Lifestyle LIFT.
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Hey! You’re Jim Morrison.
JOKING! It’s the shades – love those girders.
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Oh I had such a crush on Jim Morrison when I was a kid. I even checked to see if there was room for me at Pere Lachaise when I die…
Girders courtesy of the Golden Gate Bridge.
Anyway, what’s the female alternative to the young Jim Morrison? Hope Sandoval?
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I wish I had that Hope Sandoval look. I’d be super cool. And I can’t sing either.
well from a green hill in Wales your life looks very different and we never need shades but your blog title is superb.
Thanks for stopping by Elizabeth.
I would love to visit Wales someday. I’ll bring my shades just in case…
This is an amazing photo. First of all, there’s this hot chick in it, and then it’s all gloomy and artsy, with a cool background and nice composition.
Yes, the chick in the red slicker walking across the bridge was TOTALLY hot.
And yes. I’m naturally gloomy.
i dunno. i think fiery red devil-like eyes could be quite awesome, actually.
xo
Red devil eyes come in handy when I wan’t something…
Like getting out of a parking ticket or cutting in line at Starbucks.
I see through your clever ruse. You’re not the one in the mirror. not at all. That’s YOU in the red hoodie. You almost fooled me. Almost, but not quite.
Nice ass.
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The creepy person in the mirror is my husband. He likes to dress like a lady and photograph himself.
cool shades. I’m kinda the same way. I hate having my photograph taken.
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Glad I’m not the only one.
I linked in from Barefoot Foodie. Your comment there cracked me up. I’m anonymous, too. Love your blog but your hatred towards eggs saddens me.
Chicken. I like the name. Chicken. Chicken. Chicken. Chicken…
I could do this all evening. Thanks for popping by.
Amanda, I am really disappointed. What, no vaginas and poop?
So sorry to disappoint Friko, perhaps next time…
Ah, we are always our worst judges… I think you look cute. But I can totally relate to the photo-phobia
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So true. I avoid mirrors too.
Hey, look at you! Love the shot!
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Yup. Get a good look before I take it down…
I’m new to your blog. I like the white space, it breathes.
PS: No worries about picts. I prefer chocolate chip waffles to just about anything, except head lice.
Thanks for stopping by. White calms me. As do chocolate chip waffles.
Never had lice.
You’re sexy. Love the glasses. Totally adds extra mystique. I’d date you. If I was a lesbian, that is.
OMG! My mother does the EXACT SAME THING! I finally convinced her to take a picture a few months ago claiming that her granddaughter would never remember what she looked like and there would be no photographic evidence to disprove the lies that I would be spewing about her third nipple, crooked teeth and multiple warts.
It’s great to finally put a face to the name. And get over it, you look pretty HOT to me!
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Oh, you and me both, sister. There will never be any pics of me on the old blog, that’s for sure. I just don’t stick. I kind of fade away as soon as it says click.
Which is for the best, my face is hardly anything to look at anyway:)
So, now I will be able to recognize you on the streets of SF, I shall keep my eyes open:).
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What an artistic way of taking self-portrait! I hate looking at myself in the pictures. I am not sure when I will have the courage to show my face on my blog… When the day comes, it probably means I am not longer employed… So maybe not something to look forward to.
p.s. To reward you for your bravery, actually, for your wonderful posts here, there is an award waiting for you on my blog.
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Is that safe to be taking a self-portrait while driving on the Golden Gate Bridge? At least you weren’t in the suicide lane.
FINALLY.
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