Hi. My apologies, I’ve been a bit s l o w to announce the winner of the HUGE all expenses paid excursion to the Cinnabon of your choice. I’m usually not one to make excuses, but thankfully the rectal bleeding has stopped.
Oh I’m sorry, wrong giveaway.
Yes, yes, the pillow.
YES! THE PILLOW! SO EXCITING!
We have a winner. It was extremely difficult for our group of esteemed judges (me and my deaf vegan cat Truffle) to come to a unanimous decision, but we did (ugh, have you ever attempted sign language with a deaf vegan cat while she’s trying to eat a brown rice and seaweed salad?)
I asked you to stuff a turkey with something amazingly innovative and indulgent. What would you stuff it with? and Kelly replied…
“I’d stuff it full of destroyed dreams and the anger of a thousand unfulfilled promises.”
— Author’s Name (Default)
Bravo Kelly. Not sure why I relate to this so much, but that’s probably another very long post. And no, I can’t change the “Author’s Name (Default)” thing at the end of your quote. My blog is broken, just like me.
Anyway, thanks to all who joined in!
You were quite creative, but I think that Steve Jobs stuffed into a Thanksgiving turkey would make me cry and vomit at the same time, then I would never be able to use my iPhone again.
Happy Thanksgiving!
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Oh Wow Oh Wow Oh Wow. Wait. I lost? Oh fair enough. A turkey filled with Steve Jobs wouldn’t be my idea of a feast either. Although…I’m quite certain that Steve Jobs would not have hesitated to stuff me into an apple if he thought it would offer the user a higher resolution. Which I totally would have. I would have rocked the Apple. At least he wouldn’t have eaten me, though, so I should really speak better of the man. Happy Thanksgiving you brilliant chick!
My tiara is weighing heavy on my giant bloated head. A head full of half baked ideas and bad decisions. But this? THIS?
This is a bowl full of right!!!!! I will have the pillow makers embroider the faces of the many fallen contestants on the rear side. You know, the side I can’t see.
Thank you! Thank you! I’ll begin my victory lap now…….
I think your pillow should, in fact, feature a tattered tiara!!
Cheers to the lady with the gift for stuffing things……….?????
You make me giggle. I’ve missed this!
I just designed my pillow but now I’m unsure that I’ve picked the right thing. That’s probably because it’s Friday night and I’m drunk.
I find it’s best to do most things while drunk. Designing pillows is no exception. How bad could it be? It’s not like you designed a lime green pillow with vomit stains all over it. Or did you? I need photos when it arrives.