Author: Amanda

What A Mess

What A Mess

Here are some very random photos. I’m frustrated because …

 

Road Trip

Road Trip

The other day I was standing in my kitchen, chopping onions and “SNAP!” It was my neck. It felt as if a giant ape had pulled …

 

Vaginas and Vodka

Vaginas and Vodka

I didn’t know what to expect when I walked into the Hilton Hotel that hot and steamy morning last week. Would I be ridiculed because …

 

Experiment in Crazy

Experiment in Crazy

Tomorrow morning I’m getting on an airplane and flying to New York City. I should be packing right now but I’m overwhelmed by the gigantic …

 

Tinkle Tinkle

Tinkle Tinkle

Having lived in the city for ten years now, nothing surprises me anymore. But this was odd. A no peeing sign in front of a church. You God …

 

I’m Free

I’m Free

feet shuffle side to side tap tap tap thump That was me dancing. Then I fell over because I don’t dance. Like ever. Exceptions will be made only if …

 

Meine Lieben Klaus…

Meine Lieben Klaus…

Someone needs to grab me a pair of high waisted acid washed mom jeans STAT. Because…because…because… I am now the proud owner of a station wagon. Yes. A … Related Posts with Thumbnails