Contrary to what some people write about me on the Internet (and on various bathroom walls all over the world) I’m a giver. I’m altruistic, a philanthropist of sorts. Especially when I can give other people’s money away. CSN Stores have over 200 online stores … Read More →
Author Archives: Amanda
Happy New Yea…Oh Nevermind
Here I am! Over here, underneath that pile of unwashed dishes sitting in my sink, growing crud. Can you see me? Too bad, because I got my hair cut the other day and I totally look like a supermodel. Or the executive assistant to a … Read More →
Shopping? Not Me
I’m having a hard time believing that Christmas is only a few weeks away. That means I must buy presents. I’ve decided to make it easy and get my kids just one thing: four cases of dried cod. A child’s dream, right? The cat knocked … Read More →
Cough Cough Cough
This is my doctor’s office. I know, I know. I told Dr. Von Gingivitus she needs to freshen up the place a bit. A new coat of vomit yellow paint, a proper examining table (a mechanical bull is kitschy and cool but not terribly comfortable … Read More →
New and Improved. Sort Of.
What did I do yesterday? Hmm, let’s see… As usual, I emptied, loaded and re-emptied the dishwasher, I bought some pretty pumpkins since Halloween is Sunday and I really need something to throw at the old hag across the street who “accidentally” kicked my dog … Read More →
Uh Oh. I Feel A Crisis Coming On
I’m not sure what this head of garlic and my personal crisis have in common, but come on, does it matter? That is a beautiful garlic bulb. I ate that garlic bulb for dinner, then I burped and questioned what I’m doing with my life … Read More →
Wait…There’s Porn?
I went out last night and rocked out. Well…not exactly. If you know me I don’t exactly “rock out.” And isn’t “rock out” a term used if you’re going to see a Motley Crue or Thin Lizzy concert in a bitchin’ Camaro circa 1988? Who … Read More →
What A Mess
Here are some very random photos. I’m frustrated because this blog theme appears to be broken and I can’t figure out how to post photos the way I want them, which is THE RIGHT WAY. So whatever. Click on the pics to see them better. … Read More →
Road Trip
The other day I was standing in my kitchen, chopping onions and “SNAP!” It was my neck. It felt as if a giant ape had pulled one my veins taught like a rubber band and then quickly let go. I screamed and immediately thought I … Read More →
*sigh*
I thought I’d start this post out on an effervescent note with a lovely photo of this delectable fruit crisp I baked earlier in the week. Nobody ate it so it got all moldy and stinky so I threw it out. Why? Bodilyfluidpolooza ’11. Wooooohoooooooh! … Read More →