Happy Halloween. And Happy Mew Year to to those of you who reside in Tonga. And are cats. I know what you’re thinking…Halloween was yesterday. Well, I slept through the entire day thanks to the Ambien and all those wine coolers. So I’m celebrating today. … Read More →
Category Archives: Daily Life
Smell? What Smell?
Last week I sent away my husband (as I often do) with the children (as I often do) to have lunch at a greasy fast food joint-combo healthy raw vegan bistro. I know you’re asking yourself if such a place exists. Yes. In my mind. … Read More →
Crazy. Oh Yes I Am.
Oh hey. Contrary to those pesky Internet rumors swirling around, I’m still alive. I did like the story of how I fell to my death tightrope walking over a canyon filled with bubbling shrimp bisque. I don’t even care for bisque. Or walking. I’ve. Been. … Read More →
Kitchen Project Status: Um…Ongoing.
Whew. I’m tired just looking at these photos. See if you can tell which are the before and which are the after shots. I’ll be crushed and fling myself off of the Golden Gate Bridge with my hammer and caulk gun if you can’t. This … Read More →
GOOP
For this post I will play the character of Gwyneth Paltrow writing her monthly newsletter GOOP.* Let’s begin… Ah May. The birds are chirping, the streets of London are bustling, and I’m very, very rich. May is a wonderful time to cleanse not only one’s … Read More →
Just Because…
This is what I did this morning. In case you’re wondering, the calf is sporting a banana chip on its head. The humongous strawberry just kept toppling off… Both kids are in school right now and I have a few precious hours to myself. I … Read More →
*sigh*
I thought I’d start this post out on an effervescent note with a lovely photo of this delectable fruit crisp I baked earlier in the week. Nobody ate it so it got all moldy and stinky so I threw it out. Why? Bodilyfluidpolooza ’11. Wooooohoooooooh! … Read More →
Happy New Yea…Oh Nevermind
Here I am! Over here, underneath that pile of unwashed dishes sitting in my sink, growing crud. Can you see me? Too bad, because I got my hair cut the other day and I totally look like a supermodel. Or the executive assistant to a … Read More →
Shopping? Not Me
I’m having a hard time believing that Christmas is only a few weeks away. That means I must buy presents. I’ve decided to make it easy and get my kids just one thing: four cases of dried cod. A child’s dream, right? The cat knocked … Read More →
Cough Cough Cough
This is my doctor’s office. I know, I know. I told Dr. Von Gingivitus she needs to freshen up the place a bit. A new coat of vomit yellow paint, a proper examining table (a mechanical bull is kitschy and cool but not terribly comfortable … Read More →
Merry Christmas
I hope everyone out there has a super lovely holiday, whatever you choose to celebrate. This year we’re celebrating dogkwanzachanukahmas. It’s a mish mash of the most popular holidays with a canine inspired decor. I’ll let you know how it goes. Meanwhile, have a cup … Read More →