What did I do yesterday? Hmm, let’s see… As usual, I emptied, loaded and re-emptied the dishwasher, I bought some pretty pumpkins since Halloween is Sunday and I really need something to throw at the old hag across the street who “accidentally” kicked my dog … Read More →
Category Archives: Daily Life
Uh Oh. I Feel A Crisis Coming On
I’m not sure what this head of garlic and my personal crisis have in common, but come on, does it matter? That is a beautiful garlic bulb. I ate that garlic bulb for dinner, then I burped and questioned what I’m doing with my life … Read More →
What A Mess
Here are some very random photos. I’m frustrated because this blog theme appears to be broken and I can’t figure out how to post photos the way I want them, which is THE RIGHT WAY. So whatever. Click on the pics to see them better. … Read More →
Road Trip
The other day I was standing in my kitchen, chopping onions and “SNAP!” It was my neck. It felt as if a giant ape had pulled one my veins taught like a rubber band and then quickly let go. I screamed and immediately thought I … Read More →
I’m Free
feet shuffle side to side tap tap tap thump That was me dancing. Then I fell over because I don’t dance. Like ever. Exceptions will be made only if there are gallons of alcohol close by. And a giant straw. I’ll also dance if you pay … Read More →
Meine Lieben Klaus…
Someone needs to grab me a pair of high waisted acid washed mom jeans STAT. Because…because…because… I am now the proud owner of a station wagon. Yes. A fucking station wagon. I was a bit apprehensive to give up my 10,000 ton gas guzzling SUV. … Read More →
I’m Still Here
I really wish I could start off this post with wonderful photos of my recent trip to the South of France or a narrative of my four weeks teaching poor children in the Adirondacks how to make Adirondack chairs. But I can’t. I did take … Read More →
Basket Case
Yes, I’ve been ignoring the world. I haven’t been posting anything here, there or anywhere. I haven’t been reading your blogs. I’ve been avoiding phone calls, emails, and the litter box. There is a pair of Elmo underwear lying on my dining room table (my … Read More →
Pussy Galore
Yesterday I went out for a stroll with my cat Truffle. We were enjoying the beautiful sunny day. I was listening to my Nigerian language tapes and she was driving her sparkly purple Barbie Corvette. We came upon this sign. She and I looked at each … Read More →
Rats
I think I need to get out more often. I’ve resorted to taking pictures of tiny rubber rats atop fancy-schmancy artisanal goat cheese. He’s kind of cute, no?