I’m having a hard time believing that Christmas is only a few weeks away. That means I must buy presents. I’ve decided to make it easy and get my kids just one thing: four cases of dried cod. A child’s dream, right? The cat knocked … Read More →
Category Archives: Little People
Road Trip
The other day I was standing in my kitchen, chopping onions and “SNAP!” It was my neck. It felt as if a giant ape had pulled one my veins taught like a rubber band and then quickly let go. I screamed and immediately thought I … Read More →
I’m Free
feet shuffle side to side tap tap tap thump That was me dancing. Then I fell over because I don’t dance. Like ever. Exceptions will be made only if there are gallons of alcohol close by. And a giant straw. I’ll also dance if you pay … Read More →
Is It Friday Already?
Friday? Really? Where the heck did the week go? It’s only 8:30 am and I’ve been up for a few hours. My maid, nanny, sexy man-servant who resembles that totally hot blond guy on American Idol, window washer, chef, chauffeur, dog groomer, decorator, blog writer … Read More →
The Worst Invention Ever. Trust Me
I originally wrote and published this post in March. (Yes, I’m feeling particularly lazy today, it is Sunday after all. Plus I have the stomach flu, which is good news because I’m hopeful I’ll be able to rid myself of those five pounds I gained … Read More →
Smell? What Smell?
Last week I sent away my husband (as I often do) with the children (as I often do) to have lunch at a greasy fast food joint-combo healthy raw vegan bistro. I know you’re asking yourself if such a place exists. Yes. In my mind. … Read More →