I’m not sure what this head of garlic and my personal crisis have in common, but come on, does it matter? That is a beautiful garlic bulb. I ate that garlic bulb for dinner, then I burped and questioned what I’m doing with my life … Read More →
Category Archives: Mish Mash
Getting To Know Me
Contrary to what you’ve been reading in all the gossip magazines for the past few weeks, I have not run off with Billy Ray Cyrus to start a cult. Nonsense. Pure nonsense. However, I have been in contact with the great actor, Steven Seagal. He’s … Read More →
Who Wants Some Free Stuff?
Yes, you’re in the right place! Free stuff. Right here… But I’m sorry to disappoint. I’m not giving away the sexy underwear. Nor am I offering up the contents of the sexy underwear. I really just love gazing at that photo. Those London mannequins have … Read More →
Would You Eat This?
Fermented garlic. Tastes like… Rotting corpse with a hint of garlic. If you enjoy that sort of taste permeating the inside of your mouth for a year then it’s delicious. Absolutely delicious. I’m quite adventurous when it comes to food, although lately meat has been … Read More →
Funeral Friday
I wrote this post last year and it was probably read by all of five people. I thought I would go ahead and recycle it because I was up all last night with a sick kid. I’m bleary eyed. And the thought of lying around … Read More →
Chainsaw? Did Someone Say Chainsaw?
I have a guest. I don’t usually like to have guests over because they can be disruptive. It’s the little things that drive me mad. Like leaving the toilet seat up, erasing everything on my TiVo, and drinking all of my Hawaiian Punch. But I … Read More →
Psst…I’m Over Here
You’ve come for a visit, and I thank you. But I’m not here right now. Don’t worry I haven’t left Mango the dog all alone while I’m off gallivanting at another blog. He’s got Ron and Todd to tend to his needs. As you can … Read More →
A Bird From Southampton and a Sulk From San Francisco
I invited Ryan from For the Birds to write a little something with me. Turns out we have more in common than we thought. Ryan’s portion is in red. mine is in black… I took the red-eye from LaGuardia… I left a note– I should … Read More →
Hire Me. I’m Extremely Qualified
As a teenager I always had such high hopes for myself. I’m not sure if anyone else did though. My family suggested I go to secretarial school. Me, a secretary? That was wrong on so many levels. I was lost. So I did it. I applied … Read More →
Yes, It’s Me
I realize my identity has been shrouded in a bit of mystery. I like it that way. I’ve never been an outgoing sort of person. I lurk. Lurk, lurk, lurk. Perhaps that’s why I’m not rich and famous. I’m sure most of you wonder all … Read More →
Family Reunion
Warning: This is a very long blog post. An experimental post. Seven VERY brave bloggers wrote a paragraph on the following topics: Eggs, teeth, warts, breast milk, Led Zeppelin, Europe It was my job to incorporate each paragraph into a cohesive blog post. Cohesive? Um…. … Read More →
Self – Portrait
Gosh I’m gorgeous.