Hi. My apologies, I’ve been a bit s l o w to announce the winner of the HUGE all expenses paid excursion to the Cinnabon of your choice. I’m usually not one to make excuses, but thankfully the rectal bleeding has stopped. Oh I’m sorry, wrong … Read More →
Category Archives: Gobbbledygook
Because I’m A Giver…
I realize I’ve been torturing you all with my posts on my boring house, odoriferous cars, how the organizers of the NYC Marathon told me not to show up because I’m just too god damned fast, etc, etc… So I’ve decided to give back. Well, … Read More →
Crazy. Oh Yes I Am.
Oh hey. Contrary to those pesky Internet rumors swirling around, I’m still alive. I did like the story of how I fell to my death tightrope walking over a canyon filled with bubbling shrimp bisque. I don’t even care for bisque. Or walking. I’ve. Been. … Read More →
GOOP
For this post I will play the character of Gwyneth Paltrow writing her monthly newsletter GOOP.* Let’s begin… Ah May. The birds are chirping, the streets of London are bustling, and I’m very, very rich. May is a wonderful time to cleanse not only one’s … Read More →
*sigh*
I thought I’d start this post out on an effervescent note with a lovely photo of this delectable fruit crisp I baked earlier in the week. Nobody ate it so it got all moldy and stinky so I threw it out. Why? Bodilyfluidpolooza ’11. Wooooohoooooooh! … Read More →
Look! Look! Free…
Contrary to what some people write about me on the Internet (and on various bathroom walls all over the world) I’m a giver. I’m altruistic, a philanthropist of sorts. Especially when I can give other people’s money away. CSN Stores have over 200 online stores … Read More →
New and Improved. Sort Of.
What did I do yesterday? Hmm, let’s see… As usual, I emptied, loaded and re-emptied the dishwasher, I bought some pretty pumpkins since Halloween is Sunday and I really need something to throw at the old hag across the street who “accidentally” kicked my dog … Read More →
Wait…There’s Porn?
I went out last night and rocked out. Well…not exactly. If you know me I don’t exactly “rock out.” And isn’t “rock out” a term used if you’re going to see a Motley Crue or Thin Lizzy concert in a bitchin’ Camaro circa 1988? Who … Read More →
I’ve Been Outed
So may pal Sue over at her blog Lagunatic added me into a contest she’s running. Oh I love contests! Yay! What is the contest you ask? Well I’ll tell you… “It’s the SATIRIST award. The Sexiest Atheist That I Read In (my) Spare Time.” … Read More →
Big City Kitchen
Greetings! I trust most of you survived the holidays (If I don’t hear from you I’ll assume you’re deceased and will take you off of The Sulk of the Month Club email list) I’ll admit I got a little drunk on New Year’s Eve. I … Read More →