The photo above has absolutely nothing to do with this post. I just like it. Sprinkles! Who doesn’t like sprinkles? Or do some of you call them jimmies? Isn’t jimmy another word for condom? No, that’s a jimmy hat. Okay, I’m asking far too many … Read More →
Category Archives: Gobbbledygook
What year is it?
It’s New Year’s Eve. Yay! Yippee! Hooray! Okay, I’m being totally sarcastic. I never much cared for New Year’s Eve. Even as a teenager when I would hang out at my friend’s house and drink free champagne with her crazy parents. Dick Clark bored me. … Read More →
The Aftermath
I have been in a self induced champagne coma for the past week and a half because…well, just because. So now that Christmas has come and gone faster than my dog Mango can sneak into the living room and poop on the floor, I am … Read More →
I Think I Need A Cookie
I’m sitting here watching “The Barefoot Contessa” on the Food Network while I attempt to compose a witty and interesting blog post. I like Ina Garten. She cooks simple, good food. Plus she always seems to enjoy a scrumptious cocktail at almost any time of day. … Read More →
My Last Rant. I Promise
The cupboards are bare except for a few apples, leftover Halloween candy, and a quart of eggnog which nobody will drink because it tastes “yucky.” I haven’t had time to go to the store, clean the house, do laundry or sweep up the clumps of … Read More →
What A Mess
So I’ve moved. No, I’m still here in my overpriced San Francisco flat with the sloping wood floors and a neighbor below us who apparently loathes the pitter patter of little feet above his misshapen head. I’m over here! On WordPress. Is anybody out there? … Read More →
Fa La La La. Oh Suck It Santa
I’m very cranky. Or sulky. Yes, I’m sulky. Exceedingly sulky. I have to go to the eye doctor tomorrow because I’m getting old. I can’t see the teeny tiny print on my bottle of extra strength prune juice or the jumbo package of Depends I … Read More →
And The Winner Is…
Okay, the sea scallop giveaway. Right. I know. It’s Tuesday. Well, it’s almost Wednesday. And I do realize that I promised to reveal the winner of my utterly amazing and fantastic giveaway yesterday. The Internet has been abuzz about it all week. But please, let … Read More →
I Hate Turkey
I hope everyone reading this had a fabulous Thanksgiving. And to those of you who reside outside of the Unites States, hope you had an average Thursday. My Thanksgiving sucked, thank you very much. I feel just like the photo of Barbie above. Head gnawed … Read More →
A Giveaway! Yes, You're In The Right Place
I have decided to jump into the giveaway cesspool. So many people love to give crap away on their blogs. Okay, okay, some of it’s clearly not crap. Like the pile of slightly used and blood stained men’s underwear Mr. Gein gave away last week … Read More →
The New York Times Wants To Interview Me?
No. But that would be super fantastic. The New York Times has not requested an interview with me. Oh but they will. Yes they will, you just wait and see. But I have in fact been interviewed by Ryan who actually lives in New York. … Read More →
Fancy a Walk?
I happen to live two blocks away from one of the most beautiful parks in San Francisco. With just a quick walk up a steep incline roughly the size of the Matterhorn I can take in the stunning views of the Golden Gate Bridge and … Read More →