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My Last Rant. I Promise

My Last Rant. I Promise

The cupboards are bare except for a few apples, leftover Halloween candy, and a quart of eggnog which nobody will drink because it tastes “yucky.” …

 

What A Mess

What A Mess

So I’ve moved. No, I’m still here in my overpriced San Francisco flat with the sloping wood floors and a neighbor below us who apparently …

 

Fa La La La. Oh Suck It Santa

Fa La La La. Oh Suck It Santa

I’m very cranky. Or sulky. Yes, I’m sulky. Exceedingly sulky. I have to go to the eye doctor tomorrow because I’m getting old. I can’t …

 

And The Winner Is…

And The Winner Is…

Okay, the sea scallop giveaway. Right. I know. It’s Tuesday. Well, it’s almost Wednesday. And I do realize that I promised to reveal the winner of …

 

I Hate Turkey

I Hate Turkey

I hope everyone reading this had a fabulous Thanksgiving. And to those of you who reside outside of the Unites States, hope you had an …

 

A Giveaway! Yes, You're In The Right Place

A Giveaway! Yes, You're In The Right Place

I have decided to jump into the giveaway cesspool. So many people love to give crap away on their blogs. Okay, okay, some of it’s …

 

The New York Times Wants To Interview Me?

The New York Times Wants To Interview Me?

No. But that would be super fantastic. The New York Times has not requested an interview with me. Oh but they will. Yes they will, you … Related Posts with Thumbnails