Aiming Low is a group of bloggers who like to, well, blog. I submitted a post to them a few weeks ago and it’s been published today. Hooray! Can I say publish? That sounds so professional and grown up. Now for some of my regular … Read More →
Category Archives: Gobbbledygook
Come On Guys. Where Are You?
I just checked and nowhere in my blog description does it say “Written by a person with a vagina for only those who also have vaginas.” Nope. Men? Where are the men? I know I have a handful of male readers. And they do not … Read More →
I'm A Dork
I openly admit to being a dork. It comes naturally to me. According to Bob and Schlomo’s Dictionary, a dork is a ridiculous person. I think I fit that description pretty well. I try to be cool. Sometimes I can pull it off, but most … Read More →
30 Posts In 30 Days. Yeah, Right
So from what I’ve been reading on this silly thing I’m addicted to called the Internet, today is the kickoff of some goofy bloggy thing called “National Blog Posting Month.” I guess if you live outside the United States then, fuck off? Hmm. I’ll check … Read More →
Merry Halloween
Is anyone else as sick of all this Halloween crap as I am? Maybe it’s because I have kids. And with the enormous burden, or joy (depends on how you look at it) children bring, come the parties, the mountains of sugary candy, the fake … Read More →
"T" Is For Try
I’ve gone and tried something new. Guest blogging. I finally did it. I am no longer a guest blogging virgin. Yay! Oh I feel like a real woman now. I have made an appearance over at the delightfully delightful For the Birds blog. So please, … Read More →
Take Your Fritos And Shove Them
I would just like to start off this post by saying that I do not wish to offend any of you who reside in the southern portion of this country. But….your fellow citizens are nuts. Dear mutant people of the South, Should I be more … Read More →
Real Estate, Rock Stars And First Kisses
Lately, watching television hasn’t been big on my list of things to do. But the other night I sat with my husband on our super uncomfortable Pottery Barn sofa and watched an episode of House Hunters International. A real estate show in which buyers are … Read More →
I'm Awesome? Oh Yeah
So this is my blog. Obviously, duh. I’ve been writing in dribs and drabs for over a year now and have really enjoyed it. It’s been liberating. Think I’ll take my bra off… Okay, better. Ry over at her very cool site For The Birds … Read More →
Does Heaven Really Exist?
Is there really a heaven? Well I say no, but apparently 9 out of 10 Americans disagree with me. I might be swayed if someone presented me with evidence. Like a brochure. And a tour. Yes, I would like to take a tour before I … Read More →
FOUR THOUSAND DOLLARS
Mango has been limping around for a few weeks now. I know, I know. I’m a neglectful dog owner. So each night before bed I would think about every possible reason for this limp. Giant cancerous tumor, flesh eating worms, poisonous crocodile bite, allergic reaction … Read More →
Meet Simon. He's Super Cool
In the past couple of weeks I’ve received a few dozen emails from writers with an interest in contributing a guest post here. On my awesome blog. I mulled it over and have finally given in. I think you’ll be intrigued as well as perplexed … Read More →