Who Wants Some Free Stuff?
Yes, you’re in the right place! Free stuff. Right here… But I’m sorry to disappoint. I’m not giving away the sexy underwear. Nor am I offering up …
08 Apr
Don’t Feel Sorry For The Handicapped Dragons
Don’t Feel Sorry For The Handicapped Dragons
I was all set to write a witty post about underarm hair and iPhones but I got sidetracked. How was I to know that two year …
30 Mar
Weirdo Wednesday
Weirdo Wednesday
Yes, yes I realize it’s Tuesday but I’ll be quite busy tomorrow so I’m writing this from the future. The photo above? Has nothing to do …
24 Mar
Would You Eat This?
Would You Eat This?
Fermented garlic. Tastes like… Rotting corpse with a hint of garlic. If you enjoy that sort of taste permeating the inside of your mouth for a year …
19 Mar
Is It Friday Already?
Is It Friday Already?
Friday? Really? Where the heck did the week go? It’s only 8:30 am and I’ve been up for a few hours. My maid, nanny, sexy man-servant who …
12 Mar
I Think I Just Saved $280,000
I Think I Just Saved $280,000
A kitchen remodel is in the works. Sort of. We’ve lived in this house for over two years and haven’t done anything to our early 90’s …
06 Mar
George Clooney Is My New Boyfriend And I Have PMS
George Clooney Is My New Boyfriend And I Have PMS
It was one of THOSE weeks. Oh you know the kind…
The kind of week in which you throw a magic marker at your husband. It …
