Yes, you’re in the right place! Free stuff. Right here… But I’m sorry to disappoint. I’m not giving away the sexy underwear. Nor am I …
Don’t Feel Sorry For The Handicapped Dragons
I was all set to write a witty post about underarm hair and iPhones but I got sidetracked. How was I to know that two …
Weirdo Wednesday
Yes, yes I realize it’s Tuesday but I’ll be quite busy tomorrow so I’m writing this from the future. The photo above? Has nothing to …
Would You Eat This?
Fermented garlic. Tastes like… Rotting corpse with a hint of garlic. If you enjoy that sort of taste permeating the inside of your mouth for …
Is It Friday Already?
Friday? Really? Where the heck did the week go? It’s only 8:30 am and I’ve been up for a few hours. My maid, nanny, sexy …
I Think I Just Saved $280,000
A kitchen remodel is in the works. Sort of. We’ve lived in this house for over two years and haven’t done anything to our early …
George Clooney Is My New Boyfriend And I Have PMS
It was one of THOSE weeks. Oh you know the kind… The kind of week in which you throw a magic marker at your husband. …
Funeral Friday
I wrote this post last year and it was probably read by all of five people. I thought I would go ahead and recycle it …
Chainsaw? Did Someone Say Chainsaw?
I have a guest. I don’t usually like to have guests over because they can be disruptive. It’s the little things that drive me mad. …
Psst…I’m Over Here
You’ve come for a visit, and I thank you. But I’m not here right now. Don’t worry I haven’t left Mango the dog all alone …
A Bird From Southampton and a Sulk From San Francisco
I invited Ryan from For the Birds to write a little something with me. Turns out we have more in common than we thought. Ryan’s …
Q and A with A
Oh lucky you! It’s that time again in which I’ve had a little too much eggnog and will answer reader mail…um, er, wait. Eggnog? It’s …