It’s New Year’s Eve. Yay! Yippee! Hooray! Okay, I’m being totally sarcastic. I never much cared for New Year’s Eve. Even as a teenager when …
The Aftermath
I have been in a self induced champagne coma for the past week and a half because…well, just because. So now that Christmas has come …
I Think I Need A Cookie
I’m sitting here watching “The Barefoot Contessa” on the Food Network while I attempt to compose a witty and interesting blog post. I like Ina Garten. …
My Last Rant. I Promise
The cupboards are bare except for a few apples, leftover Halloween candy, and a quart of eggnog which nobody will drink because it tastes “yucky.” …
What A Mess
So I’ve moved. No, I’m still here in my overpriced San Francisco flat with the sloping wood floors and a neighbor below us who apparently …
Fa La La La. Oh Suck It Santa
I’m very cranky. Or sulky. Yes, I’m sulky. Exceedingly sulky. I have to go to the eye doctor tomorrow because I’m getting old. I can’t …
And The Winner Is…
Okay, the sea scallop giveaway. Right. I know. It’s Tuesday. Well, it’s almost Wednesday. And I do realize that I promised to reveal the winner …
I Hate Turkey
I hope everyone reading this had a fabulous Thanksgiving. And to those of you who reside outside of the Unites States, hope you had an …
A Giveaway! Yes, You're In The Right Place
I have decided to jump into the giveaway cesspool. So many people love to give crap away on their blogs. Okay, okay, some of it’s …
The New York Times Wants To Interview Me?
No. But that would be super fantastic. The New York Times has not requested an interview with me. Oh but they will. Yes they will, …
Meet Simon. He's Super Cool
In the past couple of weeks I’ve received a few dozen emails from writers with an interest in contributing a guest post here. On my …
The Worst Invention Ever. Trust Me
I originally wrote and published this post in March. (Yes, I’m feeling particularly lazy today, it is Sunday after all. Plus I have the stomach …