It was one of THOSE weeks. Oh you know the kind… The kind of week in which you throw a magic marker at your husband. It missed. For the record he totally deserved it. The kind of week in which you go to drop off … Read More →
Tag Archives: Blogging
Are You Out?
No, no. I don’t mean like that. But if you’re gay and out of the closet, a big gigantic YAY for you! What I’m referring to is the blogging closet. If you have a blog, do you let it all hang out? Maybe you’re the … Read More →
Weirdo Wednesday
It’s Wednesday. The day after Tuesday. FYI: Tomorrow is Thursday. It rained today. I worked. I ate five oatmeal cranberry chocolate chunk cookies I had baked the day before. That would be Tuesday. I discovered my neighbor likes to wear long black dresses. He’s a … Read More →
Please Join Me…
Should I put a bra on? Where did I leave my bra? Did I feed my kids? What IS that smell? These are things I often ponder in the course of one of my extraordinarily busy days. In fact, just today I had some super … Read More →
It’s Question and Answer Time Again
The photo above has absolutely nothing to do with this post. I just like it. Sprinkles! Who doesn’t like sprinkles? Or do some of you call them jimmies? Isn’t jimmy another word for condom? No, that’s a jimmy hat. Okay, I’m asking far too many … Read More →
The Aftermath
I have been in a self induced champagne coma for the past week and a half because…well, just because. So now that Christmas has come and gone faster than my dog Mango can sneak into the living room and poop on the floor, I am … Read More →
I Think I Need A Cookie
I’m sitting here watching “The Barefoot Contessa” on the Food Network while I attempt to compose a witty and interesting blog post. I like Ina Garten. She cooks simple, good food. Plus she always seems to enjoy a scrumptious cocktail at almost any time of day. … Read More →
My Last Rant. I Promise
The cupboards are bare except for a few apples, leftover Halloween candy, and a quart of eggnog which nobody will drink because it tastes “yucky.” I haven’t had time to go to the store, clean the house, do laundry or sweep up the clumps of … Read More →
Aiming Low
Aiming Low is a group of bloggers who like to, well, blog. I submitted a post to them a few weeks ago and it’s been published today. Hooray! Can I say publish? That sounds so professional and grown up. Now for some of my regular … Read More →
Come On Guys. Where Are You?
I just checked and nowhere in my blog description does it say “Written by a person with a vagina for only those who also have vaginas.” Nope. Men? Where are the men? I know I have a handful of male readers. And they do not … Read More →
30 Posts In 30 Days. Yeah, Right
So from what I’ve been reading on this silly thing I’m addicted to called the Internet, today is the kickoff of some goofy bloggy thing called “National Blog Posting Month.” I guess if you live outside the United States then, fuck off? Hmm. I’ll check … Read More →
I Think I Just Saved $280,000
A kitchen remodel is in the works. Sort of. We’ve lived in this house for over two years and haven’t done anything to our early 90′s style white kitchen that I loathe more than the Bible. And blood sausage. However, before we moved in we … Read More →