I know what you’re thinking. Another crazy cat lady blogger. “Look at my cat, isn’t she absolutely adorable? I dress her in bonnets and sprinkle glitter on her so when the sunlight hits her she becomes angelic. And we love to eat tacos together.” No. … Read More →
Tag Archives: Cats
An Open Letter To My Cat
Dear Kiwi, I know you will read this because tomorrow morning I’ll wake up to find cigarette ashes and stale remnants of your “Happy Kitty Fishy Treats” on the keyboard of my computer. And thanks to you, my blog will have a few nasty comments … Read More →
R.I.P. Kitty Miller
This was Kitty Miller. He was a stray cat I found wandering the streets of Greenwich Connecticut many years ago. I am a sucker for any animal without a home so it’s a good thing I don’t live in the South because I would be … Read More →
Surprisingly Urine Free
I am STILL on the East coast and dreading the long flight home to San Francisco on Tuesday. So, to get my mind off of my upcoming journey into the bowels of Hell I took a little trip into New York City yesterday. When I … Read More →
Sidewalk Art
I know this doesn’t really qualify as “art” but it does brighten up the sidewalk in front of our house. I was asked to draw our cat Kiwi, and I obliged. Although Kiwi is a striped cat, not a polka dotted one. Explosive diarrhea from … Read More →
Cereal For Dinner. Again
Giant bowl of Marshmallow Oaties at 9pm. Eye bottle of Cabernet on counter but figure wine and cereal don’t quite go together so well. Spill most of my cereal all over kitchen floor. There goes my dinner. Watch T.V. for 10 minutes after I spend … Read More →
Pussy Galore
Yesterday I went out for a stroll with my cat Truffle. We were enjoying the beautiful sunny day. I was listening to my Nigerian language tapes and she was driving her sparkly purple Barbie Corvette. We came upon this sign. She and I looked at each … Read More →