Tag Archives: Death

Does Heaven Really Exist?

15 Oct Filed under Gobbbledygook. 21 Comments.

Is there really a heaven? Well I say no, but apparently 9 out of 10 Americans disagree with me. I might be swayed if someone presented me with evidence. Like a brochure. And a tour. Yes, I would like to take a tour before I … Read More →

R.I.P. Kitty Miller

28 Jul Filed under Gobbbledygook. 13 Comments.

This was Kitty Miller. He was a stray cat I found wandering the streets of Greenwich Connecticut many years ago. I am a sucker for any animal without a home so it’s a good thing I don’t live in the South because I would be … Read More →

Fun At The Cemetery

15 Jul Filed under Gobbbledygook. 9 Comments.

I feel that I have finally found the perfect solution for my disdain of children’s playgrounds. The cemetery. I know, sounds morbid and a tad disrespectful, but my kids LOVED it. As did I. No annoyingly spastic germy children to pester us and the setting … Read More →

When I Die…

12 May Filed under Gobbbledygook. 10 Comments.

My funeral will be sad. Oh so very sad. Black velvet and gold leaf invitations will be sent immediately upon word of my demise. The location will be a large damp room. All guests will be required to dress in long black cloaks (clothing underneath … Read More →