Tag Archives: dog

FOUR THOUSAND DOLLARS

Mango has been limping around for a few weeks now. I know, I know. I’m a neglectful dog owner. So each night before bed I would think about every possible reason for this limp. Giant cancerous tumor, flesh eating worms, poisonous crocodile bite, allergic reaction … Read More

Oh How I Wish You Could Smell This Photo

Mango just LOVES to roll in crap. I took him for a walk at the beach this evening so we could enjoy each other’s company, take in the spectacular view of the Golden Gate Bridge, and just talk about life in general. I thought we … Read More

How To Torture My Dog

Poor Mango. His manhood dangerously in peril as my daughter swathed him in a pink leopard print blanket. Next to him, a giant tower of cat food tempts his taste buds. My husband will have to take him out for a few beers and a … Read More

Cereal For Dinner. Again

Giant bowl of Marshmallow Oaties at 9pm. Eye bottle of Cabernet on counter but figure wine and cereal don’t quite go together so well. Spill most of my cereal all over kitchen floor. There goes my dinner. Watch T.V. for 10 minutes after I spend … Read More

A Girl Can Dream

My job takes me into the homes of the rich and semi-famous, some have numerous residences and live a lavish lifestyle. If I had a bit of “F*ck You” money what on Earth would I do with it? Well, it just so happens I thought … Read More

Diva in The House

His demands are getting ridiculous. First he needed the full length mirror to gaze lovingly at himself, last week he begged me to walk him down to the Castro to get fitted for a fancy new collar, and this week he went online to purchase … Read More

Mirror Mirror

Since moving to this country he has become do damn vain. Brilliant Sulk

Fancy Some Tea?

My daughter offering Mango a spot of tea, not realizing he’s got more important things on his mind. Brilliant Sulk

Reflections

As I sit here in bed on this rainy January evening eating the last of the holiday colored Hershey’s kisses and hoping the dog will stop farting soon, I think about the year that has passed. It’s been a really long one and I’m sort … Read More

This is the view from our dog park. I think it’s so wonderful that I can take our dog to poop while I gaze out at the Transamerica Pyramid and the Bay Bridge. Brilliant Sulk

Meet Mr. Mango

This is Mango. We’ve had him about a month and a half and it seems to be working out between us. We think he’s about 3 years old and have no idea what type of dog he is but he sure is cute. We recently … Read More