Yes, I’ve been ignoring the world. I haven’t been posting anything here, there or anywhere. I haven’t been reading your blogs. I’ve been avoiding phone calls, emails, and the litter box. There is a pair of Elmo underwear lying on my dining room table (my … Read More →
Vaginas and Vodka
I didn’t know what to expect when I walked into the Hilton Hotel that hot and steamy morning last week. Would I be ridiculed because the airline lost my luggage and I was wearing an I ♥ New York sparkly camouflage tank top and pink spandex … Read More →