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My Last Rant. I Promise

The cupboards are bare except for a few apples, leftover Halloween candy, and a quart of eggnog which nobody will drink because it tastes “yucky.” I haven’t had time to go to the store, clean the house, do laundry or sweep up the clumps of … Read More

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Fa La La La. Oh Suck It Santa

I’m very cranky. Or sulky. Yes, I’m sulky. Exceedingly sulky. I have to go to the eye doctor tomorrow because I’m getting old. I can’t see the teeny tiny print on my bottle of extra strength prune juice or the jumbo package of Depends I … Read More