I wrote this post last year and it was probably read by all of five people. I thought I would go ahead and recycle it because I was up all last night with a sick kid. I’m bleary eyed. And the thought of lying around … Read More →
Tag Archives: Funerals
When I Die…
My funeral will be sad. Oh so very sad. Black velvet and gold leaf invitations will be sent immediately upon word of my demise. The location will be a large damp room. All guests will be required to dress in long black cloaks (clothing underneath … Read More →
Don’t Feel Sorry For The Handicapped Dragons
I was all set to write a witty post about underarm hair and iPhones but I got sidetracked. How was I to know that two year olds get really pissed off when you sit them in front of the TV and make them watch an … Read More →