This is what I did this morning. In case you’re wondering, the calf is sporting a banana chip on its head. The humongous strawberry just kept toppling off… Both kids are in school right now and I have a few precious hours to myself. I … Read More →
Tag Archives: Justin Bieber
Meine Lieben Klaus…
Someone needs to grab me a pair of high waisted acid washed mom jeans STAT. Because…because…because… I am now the proud owner of a station wagon. Yes. A fucking station wagon. I was a bit apprehensive to give up my 10,000 ton gas guzzling SUV. … Read More →
Q and A with A
Oh lucky you! It’s that time again in which I’ve had a little too much eggnog and will answer reader mail…um, er, wait. Eggnog? It’s not December is it? Let it be known that I am quite the eggnog connoisseur and I enjoy it year … Read More →
Don’t Feel Sorry For The Handicapped Dragons
I was all set to write a witty post about underarm hair and iPhones but I got sidetracked. How was I to know that two year olds get really pissed off when you sit them in front of the TV and make them watch an … Read More →
Would You Eat This?
Fermented garlic. Tastes like… Rotting corpse with a hint of garlic. If you enjoy that sort of taste permeating the inside of your mouth for a year then it’s delicious. Absolutely delicious. I’m quite adventurous when it comes to food, although lately meat has been … Read More →
Because I’m A Giver…
I realize I’ve been torturing you all with my posts on my boring house, odoriferous cars, how the organizers of the NYC Marathon told me not to show up because I’m just too god damned fast, etc, etc… So I’ve decided to give back. Well, … Read More →