I originally wrote and published this post in March. (Yes, I’m feeling particularly lazy today, it is Sunday after all. Plus I have the stomach flu, which is good news because I’m hopeful I’ll be able to rid myself of those five pounds I gained … Read More →
Tag Archives: poop
I Think I Need A Cookie
I’m sitting here watching “The Barefoot Contessa” on the Food Network while I attempt to compose a witty and interesting blog post. I like Ina Garten. She cooks simple, good food. Plus she always seems to enjoy a scrumptious cocktail at almost any time of day. … Read More →
Overheard at Whole Foods This Morning
I was standing in the yogurt aisle this morning trying to decide which delightfully delicious flavor I would have for breakfast. Note to the fine yogurt makers out there: TOO many choices. Whatever happened to plain? Was I in the mood for pumpkin caramel spice? … Read More →
Embarrassing Moments
I’ve had my share. Moments in time that I would love to rewind and erase…. Tripping, face first (the only way isn’t it?) ripping my sweater, as I made my way into the subway car in NYC , doors closing, only to discover I was … Read More →
The Worst Invention Ever
I firmly believe that diapers and Pull Ups should not be decorated with pretty princesses, cute cars or happy puppies. They should be emblazoned with screaming fiery demons at the gates of Hell and scary one eyed clowns. Maybe even come with some sort of … Read More →
Poop My Pants? No Thanks.
I just stood on the scale to weigh myself and actually had a chocolate chip cookie in my hand. What’s wrong with that picture? I had a baby 8 months ago and have been struggling to lose an extra 6 or 7 pounds so I … Read More →
Pussy Galore
Yesterday I went out for a stroll with my cat Truffle. We were enjoying the beautiful sunny day. I was listening to my Nigerian language tapes and she was driving her sparkly purple Barbie Corvette. We came upon this sign. She and I looked at each … Read More →