I went out last night and rocked out. Well…not exactly. If you know me I don’t exactly “rock out.” And isn’t “rock out” a term used if you’re going to see a Motley Crue or Thin Lizzy concert in a bitchin’ Camaro circa 1988? Who … Read More →
Tag Archives: San francisco
Basket Case
Yes, I’ve been ignoring the world. I haven’t been posting anything here, there or anywhere. I haven’t been reading your blogs. I’ve been avoiding phone calls, emails, and the litter box. There is a pair of Elmo underwear lying on my dining room table (my … Read More →
Pussy Galore
Yesterday I went out for a stroll with my cat Truffle. We were enjoying the beautiful sunny day. I was listening to my Nigerian language tapes and she was driving her sparkly purple Barbie Corvette. We came upon this sign. She and I looked at each … Read More →
I Think I Just Saved $280,000
A kitchen remodel is in the works. Sort of. We’ve lived in this house for over two years and haven’t done anything to our early 90′s style white kitchen that I loathe more than the Bible. And blood sausage. However, before we moved in we … Read More →
A Bird From Southampton and a Sulk From San Francisco
I invited Ryan from For the Birds to write a little something with me. Turns out we have more in common than we thought. Ryan’s portion is in red. mine is in black… I took the red-eye from LaGuardia… I left a note– I should … Read More →
Fancy a Walk?
I happen to live two blocks away from one of the most beautiful parks in San Francisco. With just a quick walk up a steep incline roughly the size of the Matterhorn I can take in the stunning views of the Golden Gate Bridge and … Read More →
What A Mess
So I’ve moved. No, I’m still here in my overpriced San Francisco flat with the sloping wood floors and a neighbor below us who apparently loathes the pitter patter of little feet above his misshapen head. I’m over here! On WordPress. Is anybody out there? … Read More →
I'm Awesome? Oh Yeah
So this is my blog. Obviously, duh. I’ve been writing in dribs and drabs for over a year now and have really enjoyed it. It’s been liberating. Think I’ll take my bra off… Okay, better. Ry over at her very cool site For The Birds … Read More →
An Open Letter To My Cat
Dear Kiwi, I know you will read this because tomorrow morning I’ll wake up to find cigarette ashes and stale remnants of your “Happy Kitty Fishy Treats” on the keyboard of my computer. And thanks to you, my blog will have a few nasty comments … Read More →
Dude. It's Called City Living
Ah, city living. It’s utterly fantastic if you like culture, great food, loud noises at all hours of the night, putrid smells and people who park in front of your driveway. I was in a hurry the other morning and have the rare luxury of … Read More →
Oh How I Wish You Could Smell This Photo
Mango just LOVES to roll in crap. I took him for a walk at the beach this evening so we could enjoy each other’s company, take in the spectacular view of the Golden Gate Bridge, and just talk about life in general. I thought we … Read More →
Crazy. Oh Yes I Am.
Oh hey. Contrary to those pesky Internet rumors swirling around, I’m still alive. I did like the story of how I fell to my death tightrope walking over a canyon filled with bubbling shrimp bisque. I don’t even care for bisque. Or walking. I’ve. Been. … Read More →