As a teenager I always had such high hopes for myself. I’m not sure if anyone else did though. My family suggested I go to secretarial school. Me, a secretary? That was wrong on so many levels. I was lost. So I did it. I applied … Read More →
Tag Archives: Sex
Marble Counter Tops or Naked Stud in My Bed?
Oh yeah baby, so smooth, hard and absolutely beautiful to look at. Counter tops. I am talking about marble counter tops. I was thinking if I had to choose between a naked Olivier Martinez (or insert your super sexy fantasy man or woman here) whispering … Read More →
Wanted: Extra Wife
The dead orchid needs to be thrown out. There is a monstrous pile of laundry waiting to be folded on the dining room table. I did not make the bed today or wash the sheets. The floors need to be vacuumed and polished. The toilet … Read More →
Basket Case
Yes, I’ve been ignoring the world. I haven’t been posting anything here, there or anywhere. I haven’t been reading your blogs. I’ve been avoiding phone calls, emails, and the litter box. There is a pair of Elmo underwear lying on my dining room table (my … Read More →