feet shuffle side to side tap tap tap thump That was me dancing. Then I fell over because I don’t dance. Like ever. Exceptions will be made only if there are gallons of alcohol close by. And a giant straw. I’ll also dance if you pay … Read More →
Tag Archives: Travel
I Will Now Complain About The Weather
What a vast difference between these two photos (you may click on them to make them LARGER if you wish) Amsterdam in June. San Francisco in June. Notice in the first photo the lovely foliage and bright sun. It just looks warm and inviting. In … Read More →
Nude Hiking. No Thanks
I just read an article that Switzerland has banned nude hiking in the Alps. My vacation is totally RUINED now. “Voters in the heart of the Swiss Alps on Sunday passed legislation banning naked hiking after dozens of mostly German nudists started rambling through their … Read More →
Ah, Paris
Check out this amazing view from the Eiffel Tower. Look for the creepy guy staring at the camera. Can’t tell if he’s wearing a hat or a bad toupee. The last time I was there it was a cold, rainy, dreary evening and surprise! I … Read More →
Vacation? What Vacation?
After just having to pay property taxes (gulp) and other miscellaneous bills I am so poor it looks like our summer vacation is off. Oh how I long for the days of renting and someone else pays ALL the bills… I had hoped to head somewhere, … Read More →
I'm Totally Going to Hell But I Think I Might Enjoy It
The other day I stumbled across a website by a young mother who liked to write about dancing unicorns and Jesus. Interesting. I write about my kids, my dog and occasionally poop, so I’m not one to judge. I also swear like a sailor, drink, … Read More →
New and Improved. Sort Of.
What did I do yesterday? Hmm, let’s see… As usual, I emptied, loaded and re-emptied the dishwasher, I bought some pretty pumpkins since Halloween is Sunday and I really need something to throw at the old hag across the street who “accidentally” kicked my dog … Read More →